Folks, I am proud to announce that this is
a pointless milestone post BMR's 500th post. Champagne and hookers for all!*
Believe it or not, it's been 500 posts and 11 months since this little waste of time was started up. The big birthday is coming up soon and I personally can't believe it. It feels like we just met yesterday. But I guess that's what happens when you have a nice, loving relationship (or when daddy doesn't come home drunk all the damned time).
So this is the point in the conversation when I try and pawn you off to stay around by offering you some kind of incentive. The problem with that is I don't have anything to give you. No free pizza or anything, sadly. But what I can do is promise that the shenanigans and insanity will continue for another 500 posts. That's barring I don't win the lottery and retire early. But that would actually give me more free time than I already have and probably positively impact the blog. So I guess you win either way. I can safely say that this is a win-win situation for you! That's something... Right? Right???
* - Actually there's no champagne and hookers are currently reserved for Spitzer and (maybe) Avery.