tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4282149616119015865.post8632094186164853391..comments2023-10-31T07:43:44.636-04:00Comments on Barry Melrose Rocks: A Handy Guide for Beginners: Attending a Hockey GameKevinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02072031544460278914noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4282149616119015865.post-59540925456158246172010-06-28T16:50:35.791-04:002010-06-28T16:50:35.791-04:00......Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08620359939253719763noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4282149616119015865.post-1981322393609769682007-10-05T19:06:00.000-04:002007-10-05T19:06:00.000-04:00miami isnt on the west coast.miami isnt on the west coast.Chris MacLeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16400532042448137821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4282149616119015865.post-20535593360728069052007-10-05T14:43:00.000-04:002007-10-05T14:43:00.000-04:00Puck Bunnies have no interest in me??? I beg to di...Puck Bunnies have no interest in me??? I beg to differ. Also, why wouldn't I sexually harrass them just a little bit? They're fucking Puck Bunnies after all! Am I wrong here?kwhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09479301248717121369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4282149616119015865.post-91286895793706060122007-10-05T13:50:00.000-04:002007-10-05T13:50:00.000-04:00Don't try to start a Potvin Sucks chant if you can...Don't try to start a Potvin Sucks chant if you <I>can't f-ing whistle</I>!!!!!!!!!!! I hate those abortions that are halfhearted and halfassed. <BR/><BR/>And if you have to stand up during play, and you aren't lucky enough to have a wall behind you, then get up and move the hell out of the way, right away. Don't stand there, then ask if anyone wants anything, or suddenly get captivated by play. You are blocking people's view and everyone above you is fully within their rights to curse you the hell out until you move.Scotty Hockeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18440672878311338910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4282149616119015865.post-78102407899610152212007-10-05T11:05:00.000-04:002007-10-05T11:05:00.000-04:00please limit the "Potvin Sucks" whistle chants at ...please limit the "Potvin Sucks" whistle chants at Ranger games to 4-5 times....not 10-15 because some clown thinks it's funny to start his ownSean Leahyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07308466774810642737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4282149616119015865.post-53409267520395818442007-10-05T08:53:00.000-04:002007-10-05T08:53:00.000-04:00What about all the people screaming "SHOOT, SHOOT ...What about all the people screaming "SHOOT, SHOOT THE PUCK." Drives me nuts!luvnmypenshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15160321690471902034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4282149616119015865.post-72065573225178120532007-10-05T08:48:00.000-04:002007-10-05T08:48:00.000-04:00The czechs have a very interesting way to get alon...The czechs have a very interesting way to get along with people that stand up or walk around during games. They ask them politely to sit down, if they don´t they throw their beer at them.asdfuhzknůlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13349707095304561444noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4282149616119015865.post-67543686602369168862007-10-04T19:23:00.000-04:002007-10-04T19:23:00.000-04:00"Use original chants"Some of my faves (from rugby ..."Use original chants"<BR/>Some of my faves (from rugby or football, but still good):<BR/><BR/>1) "The ref beats his wife! The ref beats his wife!"<BR/><BR/>2) "Hey [player], you father just called me--he doesn't love you. You were adopted"<BR/><BR/>3) "Hey [player] you were born at the bottom of a brothel! If you don't get it, that means your mom's a whore!"<BR/><BR/>4) use colors: "They're red, they're white, they fuck their uncles every night!" "they're yellow, they're green, they're a rather shitty team!"<BR/><BR/>5) (not original, but still awesome to hear a huge crowd of people do it, even to one of our own if they screw up enough) "YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP!"<BR/><BR/>those are all I can think of for now<BR/><BR/>@blackcapricorn: true dat on adults only section.Loser Domihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00020394639544695074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4282149616119015865.post-76299451824638775532007-10-04T17:42:00.000-04:002007-10-04T17:42:00.000-04:00Also, shut the fuck up if your team is visiting. ...Also, shut the fuck up if your team is visiting. Or, if you are going to be loud and obnoxious, get ready for a shit storm when your team loses. <BR/><BR/>I went to a Kings game against the Blue Jackets where some asshole was wearing a Columbus jersey and loudly cheered and mocked everyone when his team scored first. Two periods and 4 L.A. goals later, he had to flee 10 minutes early when people started throwing shit it at him. It was awesome.RudyKellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05935847996131016457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4282149616119015865.post-61854558859711414282007-10-04T16:06:00.000-04:002007-10-04T16:06:00.000-04:00Kids! you're all just scandalizing, vandalizing pu...Kids! you're all just scandalizing, vandalizing punks. Channel-hopping, Ritalin-popping monkeys!<BR/><BR/>I am over 21 (a little bit too over for my tastes). I work in a job that doesn't pay me enough or think to put on the air conditioning when its 80 out in October. One of my only pleasures is watching hockey, either on tv or at the rink. <BR/><BR/>Going to the rink is the best. This game is second to none when seen live. When I am at the rink, I want to drink a lot of expensive beer, cheer like a maniac for great goals and curse and yell like a sailor when I want my team to skate or generally play like they are getting paid. <BR/><BR/>Having kids anywhere around me greatly decreases this experience. You know how they have family sections, well can they have a drunk "adults only" section? Get me tickets for that! <BR/><BR/>Oh, what a bunch of brats! We oughta drown you just like cats!Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17759059813818382920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4282149616119015865.post-21643723017166047992007-10-04T15:37:00.000-04:002007-10-04T15:37:00.000-04:00Don't be a know it all.Preach it. This is my bigg...<I>Don't be a know it all.</I><BR/><BR/>Preach it. This is my biggest pet peeve. If you got something hockey-related to say, you can say it in a normal tone of voice to the person next to you. <BR/><BR/>San Jose has gotten a lot better in recent years in this regard, but it also includes yelling out "SHOOT" every time someone has the puck in the offensive zone.<BR/><BR/>Also, news flash: yelling out each player's nickname once they touch the puck doesn't mean you're tight with them ("Joe!" "Cheech!" "Browny!", "Pickles!"). Jeebus, shut the hell up.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03746276843496274779noreply@blogger.com