It’s that time of year again. The weather is getting warmer, flowers are blossoming and playoff beards are in full bloom. With Game One of the cup finals almost upon us, it’s time to get down to the nitty-gritty, the details, the things that everyone wants to know about and the questions that everyone wants answered. Questions such as; ‘How does Ryan Getzlaf look so much like Steve-O from Jackass?’ and ‘Why would anyone give you a blog if you’re going to write drivel like this?’ Without any further ado, it’s time for… NHL playoff beard comparisons!
First up is
Luke Wilson in ‘The Royal Tenenbaums’
This year Chris Drury wins the award for looking the most like Luke Wilson. He has not only the beard, but the eyebrows and far away stare as well.
Johnny Depp in ‘Once Upon a Time in
Chris Pronger is obviously looking to make the hockey Gods mad by not growing a playoff beard. Maybe the problem is that he can’t grow one and is later going to blame the Canadian media for his misfortune. Either way, Pronger is going for something a little bit deeper here. He’s not trying to grow a beard to make him look like someone else; he’s actually trying to be someone else. See that smirk? That’s a Jim Carrey smirk if I’ve ever seen one.
Will Ferrell in the SNL Cowbell skit
Brian Campbell has a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell! This entry gets an ‘A’ for effort and an ‘F’ for execution.
Actor John Pyper-Ferguson
Jeff Bridges in ‘The Big Lebowski’
I’m not really sure what John Pyper-Ferguson is famous for (certainly not being a hockey player), but cameras spotted him screaming his lungs out at a Canucks game during their series with
Congratulations to all of you who stayed with me this far! Extra credit goes to those who have read this much and are not stoned. Last but not least we have
That’s all for now, folks. We hope you enjoyed the show!