Bow to Your Water Fowl Overlords!

Well, because of these guys there's not going to be any hockey this weekend. Thanks, jackasses.
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The Ducks' take over of the NHL is complete. It won't be long until there is a Duck in the White House, so we might as well embrace our water fowl overlords now before we become their slaves. Congratulations to the Anaheim Ducks, the 2007 Stanley Cup Champions!