Here at BMR, it's all about you, the people. That's why I'm taking the time to do a public service today for all the kids out there. You're the future, that's why you need to know things like maths, and how to map the Iraqs, such as.
In an effort to help today's youth learn as much as they can about hockey, I've compiled a list of simple math equations based on how many points each team has in the standings right now. It's also a good example of politics and how to build cities. For example, you need 2 2/3 Phoenix-es to make just one Minnesota. Who knew, right?
Boston / Buffalo = .5 Atlantas
Atlanta^2 = Minnesota or Ottawa
Toronto ≠ Tampa Bay... but Toronto = San Jose
2 Edmontons = Dallas + Nashville
Calgary + Philadelphia = 3 Vancouvers
That's all for today's class. Study up. This will be on the test. I'm looking at you, Buffalo.