The following comes from Ryan over at the Victoria Times (a pretty sweet blog by the way):
"in one league I've been too focused on preparing for my matchup against Kevin from Melrose Rocks. I'm coming for you and Jeremy Roenick can't save you now."
See, that's where you've miscalculated my friend. I don't need Mr. Roenick on my team to win because it isn't the player with the most 'bitches' who wins. It's points and stuff. For that, I've got motha truckin Paul Stastny. Paul. Stastny.
How's that taste?
And Nicklas Backstrom. And Dany Heatley.
...and good luck. =)