Monday, March 31, 2008


Folks, I am proud to announce that this is a pointless milestone post BMR's 500th post. Champagne and hookers for all!*

Believe it or not, it's been 500 posts and 11 months since this little waste of time was started up. The big birthday is coming up soon and I personally can't believe it. It feels like we just met yesterday. But I guess that's what happens when you have a nice, loving relationship (or when daddy doesn't come home drunk all the damned time).

So this is the point in the conversation when I try and pawn you off to stay around by offering you some kind of incentive. The problem with that is I don't have anything to give you. No free pizza or anything, sadly. But what I can do is promise that the shenanigans and insanity will continue for another 500 posts. That's barring I don't win the lottery and retire early. But that would actually give me more free time than I already have and probably positively impact the blog. So I guess you win either way. I can safely say that this is a win-win situation for you! That's something... Right? Right???

* - Actually there's no champagne and hookers are currently reserved for Spitzer and (maybe) Avery.


  1. WOOOOO! *throws confetti, blows party horn* Champagne and shenanigans for all!

  2. YESSSS!

    I'll bring Eliot Spitzer!

  3. I would much rather see this site ratchet it up to shennanigoats for the next 500 posts. Reach for that brass ring!

    And Congrats!!!!

  4. Congrats on wasting even more of my valuable time that I could be using to get a real job and move out of my parents house. You bastard.