Thursday, November 20, 2008

The Ducks look stupid!

Is it me or does Ryan Getzlaf look stupid?
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I learned something this week over at the Times. I learned that making fun of the Ducks uniforms is a surefire way to get a ton of attention, a ton of hits. In that spirit, I'm here to make fun of the stupid Ducks.

- What's the deal with that script? The number font? It looks like they are trying to get me to play at their arcade.

- What is that, black and bronze? This isn't what Gordon Bombay would have wanted.

- Oooooh the D looks like a duck foot! That's so lame! Oh wait. Your team name is the Ducks! Ha! Least intimidating nickname in the NHL

- These stupid uniforms are probably why Brian Burke left. He found foliage more intimidating than waterfowl.

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3 comments:

  1. Earl SleekNovember 20, 2008 at 2:24 PM

    Least intimidating nickname in the NHL

    It may shock you to learn, but guess what? All team names are stupid.

    I totally agree about the bland uniforms, though. The Ducks were so scared to offend anyone after the Disney logo got slammed that they went with text-only, and I hate it. Better to be boldly silly than timidly safe.

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  2. RyanNovember 20, 2008 at 3:53 PM

    Earl, it's mostly a joke... I'm still making fun of Oregon, really.

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  3. gNovember 21, 2008 at 3:24 PM

    All team names are stupid.

    Some are worse than others. I never understood the Avalanche. An unpredictable mass that lacks the necessary strength and cohesion in order to prevent a spectacular self-destruction, swallowing nearby communities into a suffocating void just before the Springtime playoffs.

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