A Handy Guide: How to Make All Fans Look Bad

Hey there, Dear Reader. Are you looking for a quick way to get the media to question why fans are allowed to vote for the all-star starters? Want them to rehash all their crappy arguments about how we vote in players who don't deserve to go when, in reality, this game is about us, THE FANS and who we want to see? Want the NHL to potentially consider revoking our privilege to vote? (Yes, I said privilege.)

Well then, do I have a deal for you! Simply follow these instructions and you too can screw up the vote for everyone! Woohoo!

Credit: Pensblog

Remember kids, don't rock the vote. Abuse it!