Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Horatio Caine analyzes the Panthers

This caption is nothing..... without a dramatic pause

With the Florida Panthers once again mired at the bottom of the Southeast conference, and their top scorer a defenseman, it doesn't take a detective to figure out that the Panthers are awful. We're using one anyways. Miami's most famous detective, Horatio Caine has a few thoughts.

- With scoring down for the Panthers, it might be time to..... reevaluate their goals.

- There isn't much fire for the Panthers. They need to find something to.... make them purr.

- Olli Jokinen is Finnish, and without him....the Panthers are finished

- The Panthers need Nathan Horton to break out.... otherwise they might break down.

- Ticket sales are still down because....the Dolphins.... are the big fish in town.

Wow. Thanks Horatio. That was awful


  1. That was awesome. His acting makes me want to stab myself in the eye... In case you were wondering

  2. Well, Frank... In Miami...
    ...the penalty comes AFTER the kill.