Horatio Caine analyzes the Panthers

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With the Florida Panthers once again mired at the bottom of the Southeast conference, and their top scorer a defenseman, it doesn't take a detective to figure out that the Panthers are awful. We're using one anyways. Miami's most famous detective, Horatio Caine has a few thoughts.

- With scoring down for the Panthers, it might be time to..... reevaluate their goals.

- There isn't much fire for the Panthers. They need to find something to.... make them purr.

- Olli Jokinen is Finnish, and without him....the Panthers are finished

- The Panthers need Nathan Horton to break out.... otherwise they might break down.

- Ticket sales are still down because....the Dolphins.... are the big fish in town.


Wow. Thanks Horatio. That was awful