... when he actually mentions Barry Melrose.
... for every post with a Youtube video. Drink twice if he mentions how he should cut back on Youtube videos.
... for every regular feature that has somehow stopped after 2 or 3 appearances. (pace yourself)
... when he mentions his secret mancrushes (Paul Stastny, JR, Pensblog, etc.)
... whenever he gets legitimately angry at something, like the media, or Toronto, or how bad the Islanders suck.
Seriously though. Best of luck to Kevin, it won't be the same without you here. Hopefully, me and the rest of the hosers around here can keep a good thing going.