Saturday, February 28, 2009

Bill Guerin is Going to be Traded to Everyone

Rumors have been swirling all night as Islanders' captain Bill Guerin took part in the pre-game skate but did not suit up for the team. He was not hurt and all indications appear that he has been traded, but the Islanders have been tight lipped about it.

However, the editors at Wikipedia have been working hard all night to uncover the mystery surrounding Guerin. They've issued numerous reports on the subject, but at the moment, sadly, none appear to be true. The following are some of the best entries. I always love it when people write a post for me!

On February 28, 2009, Bill Guerin was traded to the Kansas City Chiefs for Matt Cassel and agreed to a 7-year $70M contract with the Chiefs.

Bill Guerin was traded to the Minnesota Vikings for all the team's
picks in the 2009 NFL Draft.

On February 28, 2009, Guerin was pulled off the ice during warm-ups which cause many to speculate whether a trade was in place. However, Guerin had an extreme case of the runs and is slowly recovering.

February 29, 2009 - Traded back in time by the New York Islanders to the 2007 Montreal Canadiens for Micheal Ryder, Jaroslav Halak and Montreal's 2nd round draft choice.

Other reports included Guerin going to Pittsburgh straight up for Sidney Crosby. Feel free to create your own in the comments!


  1. Bill Guerin traded for Hanna Montana who will be Charles Wang's personal assistant.

  2. Bill Guerin traded for your mom, and a bag of pucks.

    Bill Guerin traded to the Dallas Stars for the old Bill Guerin.

    Bill Guerin traded to the Blog Box for an anonymous hockey player.

    Bill Guerin traded to the New York Rangers for Sean Avery and a pack of lies.

    Bill Guerin traded to the Long Island City Council for a new building to play in.

  3. Bill Guerin has been traded to the Detroit Red Wings for dignity.

    Bill Guerin has been traded to the New York Yankees for Mystique and Aura, two A-ball prospects who project as 4th-liners.

    Bill Guerin has been traded to the Hockey Gods in exchange for a do-over on the DiPietro deal.

  4. lmao @ everyone... awesome stuff