Friday, February 13, 2009

In the Year 2020...

With all due respect to Conan O'Brien, it's time once again to take a look at the future of hockey.

...your currently unborn children will ask you what a newspaper is.

...Netflix will deliver movies directly to your brain. (OK, so those two don't have much to do with hockey)

...Puck Daddy will be officially be renamed, Puck Granddaddy. Wyshynski will continue blogging from his parent's basement, only he will need reading glasses.

...Chris Chelios announces that he has cloned himself. He plans to play along side his with the Red Wings clone when it is draft eligible in 2039.

...after 12 years at the helm of BMR, scientists conclude that Kevin officially has no life.

...a band of guerrilla hockey bloggers will storm ESPN studios and declare themselves the company's NHL department. However, ESPN will continue to deny the existence of the NHL, as it has since 2012.

...if you are still reading this blog in 2020, it may be too late to get a life.