... if the name "Brookbank", "Ference", or "Yan Stastny" is mentioned at any point.
... every time a GM makes a condescending remark about fans who don't understand how hard it is to make a deal.
... if Brian Burke chaps your hide.
.... for every player traded. Twice if they are AHL, thrice if they are playing in Europe
... if are following along online, drink every time you alt-tab from one site to another. Nerd.
I'm hoping for a Ference-Brookbank trade jackpot. Enjoy the deadline, everyone.