The trade deadline drinking game
|
DRINK
... if the name "Brookbank", "Ference", or "Yan Stastny" is mentioned at any point.
... every time a GM makes a condescending remark about fans who don't understand how hard it is to make a deal.
... if Brian Burke chaps your hide.
.... for every player traded. Twice if they are AHL, thrice if they are playing in Europe
... if are following along online, drink every time you alt-tab from one site to another. Nerd.
I'm hoping for a Ference-Brookbank trade jackpot. Enjoy the deadline, everyone.
Labels:
Ryan,
Trade Deadline,
Versus Drinking Game
Posts
...finish your drink if Eklund is right about anything (other than the fact that the deadline is on tuesday).
ReplyDeletedo a shot for every time you hear the names "Lecavalier" and "Montreal" in the same sentence.
ReplyDeleteDrink every time a fan proposes a completely unrealistic trade of one of his team's scrubs for an elite player - i.e., John Erskine for Pavel Datsyuk.
ReplyDeleteMake it a double if the fan defends the trade despite all scorn and derision - "No, really! They could use another physical D! He's an enforcer! OK, maybe we'll toss in a fifth-rounder or something, but this could work!"