Let's face it. It's a Saturday in the middle of July, and nothing is going on. Most of the big free agents have been signed already, and arbitration hearings don't start for a few weeks. Right now, the hockey world is a deep, dark abyss, and we haven't fallen far enough yet to see the light on the other side.
To pass the time, let's take a look at the people who, much like myself, mailed it in this week.
Me - I'll start with the obvious. This is the fifth post of the week, and that just ain't cuttin it.
The Carolina Hurricanes - Their biggest addition so far this off-season? Michael Leighton. Thanks for the effort, team.
NASA - Two words; spell check.
Paratroopers - Next time, don't land in the prison. I hear some of the guys in D block have a think for army boys.
Australia - How do you stop a tank rampage? Is it even possible? Next time, lock up your tank.