Your Obligatory Corporate Overlord Update

Here's what you may have missed from the FanHouse, if you need some extra reading to go with your morning.

A Handy Guide for Beginners: How to Properly Bash Hockey (12/11)

Thrashers Acquire Gary Roberts -- But Only in Their Dreams (12/10)

Marc Savard Gets Pop Star Treatment on VH1 (12/8)

More entertaining reads... complete with a Freddie Mercury sighting:

I'll tell you how Jesus feels: great. (Battle of Alberta)

Random Internet Blog Trade Rumors of the Week: A Whale of a Deal (Melt Your Face-off)

Islander fans know how to rawk (We Are the Postmen)