The Undead Rejoice, if Only for a Night

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Last night, the Nashville Predators finally broke though and got a win against the Detroit Red Wings in their first round series. The Wings still lead 2-1, with Game Four taking place on Wednesday night in Nashville.

An interesting storyline to the series is the undead's support of the Predators -- not to be confused with the Grateful dead. I don't know a lot about this team, but I can tell you that zombies absolutely love them. They're practically the reason that the team is still in Nashville right now and not playing somewhere more, how do I say, Canadian. Zombies vowed to dismember and eat the team's front office staff if the team moved this season, giving way to the Preds staying put in Nashville. There's no telling what will happen once the season is over, but for now, zombie nation still has hope.

If Detroit holds on and wins this series, well, I think it's safe to say the city would need a New Orleans-esque evacuation. Just imagine 10,000 zombies descending on the Detroit Metro area. Not a pretty thought. But thus is the price of success.

For any readers currently residing in Michigan, remember that it is always best to remove the head or destroy the brain.