For his column today, Chuck Finder of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette wracked his brain and he picked this title for it, above all others.
Thanks for that bit of breaking news, Chuck. Amazing insight there. Are you trying to tell us that the series might be over if the Pens lose tonight? I didn't quite get it. The Post-Gazette's hockey blog is all sorts of fantastic but this, well, not so much.
From the P-G:
Chuck Finder fulfills the same Post-Gazette role that he was hired to perform back in 1985: general assignment and takeouts. In sports vernacular, that essentially means he is the staff's utility infielder and long reliever.
And there's a reason Chuck is still doing what he was doing back in '85.
Bon Jovi, however, is doing things a bit different compared to what they were doing back then.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled slacking on company time.