Monday, June 2, 2008

JR is Now in Good Hands

Tonight, I received the following email from our San Jose Bureau Chief Liz E.

Your San Jose Bureau Chief and associates sponsored the JR page on We have the message as "WWJRD?" but if you have another idea we'd love to hear it.

~Couch Tarts
It's good to see that JR is now in the right hands. Big ups to Liz and the folks at Couch Tarts for making the purchase. I'm surprised that it took so long to get the big guy off the market, and I imagine JR isn't too happy about not being in high demand, but it's done now. In terms of slogans, I've got a couple of my own but I suspect the commenters will be all over this one. Have at it, folks! I'll get us started...

"Genesis legend."

"All it takes is a little Captain Morgan."

"The hottest show on ice."

Lame, I know. Feel free to leave yours in the comments.

I guess the last question is -- now that Melrose and JR are taken care of, who's next?


  1. JR - sings. dances. scores. ladies.

  2. What about our old friend, fetus face?

  3. @stlblues'67: That's a great idea, but I'm trying to lessen the shots that I take at cancer survivors. I have to draw the line somewhere.

  4. I really like the Genesis one, JR was unbelievable in that game.

  5. well, the character limit is something like 250 characters--couldn't we combine a few of these together?

  6. Come up with a good combo and we'll probably use it.