I was browsing through the epic website that is Uncyclopedia.org (think Wikipedia except everything is false, not just most of it) and, naturally, headed on over to the hockey section.
Let me just say that it's freaking hilarious.
Here's a sample from the Toronto Maple Leafs page. I think even Loser Domi would find this stuff funny.
“Yeah, probably the only thing I would undo.”
~ God on the Toronto Maple Leafs
“Why do we suck so much?.”
~ The Toronto Maple Leafs on the Toronto Maple Leafs
“In Russia, Stanley Cup has gone over 40 years without advancing to YOU!”
~ Russian Reversal on Toronto Maple Leafs