... every time they make a comparison between Miami and Montreal, twice if they refer to the St. Lawrence riverfront as a "beach".
... if you tuned in to watch Olli Jokinen
... every time a comparison is made between Carey Price and great Habs goaltenders of yore like Jose Theodore, Jocelyn Thibault or Jeff Hackett. What's with the J names, Montreal?
... if the Panthers Ice Girls made the trip, drink when they get some camera time. If they didn't, drink every time the camera catches a Montreal girl who looks good enough to be an ice girl.
... if they replay the Richard Zednik injury from last year. Chug for as long as you turn away from the TV.
... because you're watching the FLORIDA PANTHERS.