Sunday, November 30, 2008

Ryan's Beard Quest


The oft injured Marian Gaborik

My dear Barry Melrose Rocksians.... I didn't post on Thursday because of the American holiday of Thanksgiving (you all have heard of it, right?). I hope you were able to drink by your own devices. In any event, now I have a whole week off of work. Left with nothing to do, I have decided this is the perfect opportunity to grow a beard. I have many conditions for which will determine the duration of the beard. The most pertinent for you? I will not shave it until Marian Gaborik plays hockey again. So come on back, son. I'm itchy.

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4 comments:

  1. UnknownDecember 1, 2008 at 6:05 AM

    He actually injured his groin when he crossed his legs for that picture.

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  2. PeteDecember 1, 2008 at 10:11 AM

    His spine also suffered contusions by sitting in a high-backed chair.

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  3. Loser DomiDecember 1, 2008 at 10:30 AM

    Ryan, you mean a beard on your face you, like, a "beard" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_(female_companion)

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