Thursday, January 8, 2009

The Versus [drinking] Game of the Week (Detroit at Dallas)

Brian Engblom sports the worlds only mullet toupee

Can you believe it's been like 3 weeks since we played a real drinking game? Incredible, right? If you don't want to keep up with the more complicated game below, feel free to play the college hockey drinking game to hone your skills.
- Drink before the game
- Drink a little during the game
- Drink WAY too much after the game

Now, the grown up, thinking persons drinking game.


... when Mike Modano isn't the best player on the ice (all the time)

... if someone describes Pavel Datsyuk or Henrik Zetterberg as young, even though they are 30 and 28. Drink twice if someone says the same about Draper.

... if they talk about the Cowboys or show the new stadium. Drink each time it seems like they seem more interested in Tony Romo than Marty Turco.

... nine times when they mention that the Lions have 9 more losses than the Red Wings this season.

... because it makes Brian Engblom's hair less scary. (seriously, we're cool with mullets, but damn)


  1. Not to be picky but isn't that Engblom 1.0? Version 2.0 has the look of a Supercuts "I have an interview" type.

  2. or, drink every time Versus can only show two frickin' games a week.

  3. It's still bad, BC, but some times you need to be reminded of how much better Melrose is than other analysts out there

  4. Drink everytime you realize there won't be any on tv (this only works in Crapland)

  5. any hockey*

    I've already started drinking

  6. How about eveytime they mention Sydney Crosby?

  7. uh, how about drink b/c this game isn't on vs.|SCH|Main

  8. January 12th, my friend, Detroit-Dallas