The Versus [drinking] Game of the Week (Minnesota at Chicago)
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DRINK
... when Cal Clutterbuck's name is inevitably screwed up. Three times if the name needs to be bleeped. (I make this joke every damn time)
... for every chew Jacques Lemaire gets on his gum while he's on camera. Double if you actually see the gum.
... when the Wild dump it back to Marc-Andre Bergeron at their own blue line instead of sending a lead pass to a winger to force the action. Hopefully you don't have to work Tuesday.
... a forty if the game ends with less than 3 goals scored.
... because, I don't know something about Chicago.
... because this is the second time a Wild-Hawks game has been on Versus. It's the new Red Wings-Avs!
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There's an official Barry Melrose Rocks Enforcer cardigan? I want one!
ReplyDeleteSee, I can only think of two rules that would send everybody to the hospital. But here they are anyway:
ReplyDeleteDrink when Kane and/or Toews is fawned over or mentioned as all-star starters.
Drink when anybody says "On Versus."
Drink every time your beer explodes due to the sub-zero temps. Or eat the foamy slush, either/or.
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