The Islanders See Your T-Shirt Shooter and Raise You a Gatling Gun
That's right folks, the Islanders have a new invention to unleash on the sports world. It wasn't simply good enough that they gave us ice girls, the blog box and the 15-year contract. Now, they've taken intermission entertainment to the next level. No, a simple single barrel t-shirt shooter isn't good enough for them. Why launch one measly t-shirt at fans when they can be pummeled with 10 at a time, Civil War style?
The Islanders laugh at your puny pea shooters. You are powerless against their Gatling gun filled with free (!) t-shirts.
Take notice, sports world. The stakes have just been raised.
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Oh snap, you ain't kidding. We need one at the Gahden.
ReplyDeleteWhen I went to the Mausoleum for the Avery game earlier this season they wheeled that thing out ... and it didn't work. Hilarity.
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ReplyDeleteBut can it reach Kansas City?
ReplyDeleteBah, the AHL's Grand Rapids Griffins have had one of those all season. It's definitely cool in person.
ReplyDeleteI did a little poking around on the interwebs, and I found the company that makes these things...FX in Motion. Looks like they do a bunch of stuff for sports teams.
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Great - a t-shirt for each fan at the game!
ReplyDeleteeh, the bruins had one last season. While it had 10 barrels it only seemed to fire 3 out of every 4 shirts with any success. They called it the "Original Six Shooter" and it rolled out during the playoffs against Montreal. Then was returned because it royally sucked.
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