That's right folks, the Islanders have a new invention to unleash on the sports world. It wasn't simply good enough that they gave us ice girls, the blog box and the 15-year contract. Now, they've taken intermission entertainment to the next level. No, a simple single barrel t-shirt shooter isn't good enough for them. Why launch one measly t-shirt at fans when they can be pummeled with 10 at a time, Civil War style?
The Islanders laugh at your puny pea shooters. You are powerless against their Gatling gun filled with free (!) t-shirts.
Take notice, sports world. The stakes have just been raised.