Mikko Koivu: What does a beer bottle and a brunette have in common?
Andrew Brunette: What?
Koivu: They're both empty from the neck up! Haha! Why did the brunette stair at the orange juice?
Brunette: *sigh* I don't know, why?
Koivu: It said "concentrate". Hahahahaha! Why did the brunette buy a brown cow?
Brunette: /kicks Koivu. Injures groin.