Wednesday, December 12, 2007

The Unthinkable Has Happened: JR on IR

So I know that JR hasn't been around these parts in quite some time (I mean jeez, he's busy playing hockey!) but he was put on the injured reserve today by the Sharks, along with Cheech -- but nobody cares about Cheech. Roenick had 14 points in 26 games up to this point, with five of his six goals being game winners (!). This was by far a huge bounce back year for the King of Sega Hockey, as he was well on his way to destroying his point totals from the last two seasons of 22 and 28 in 128 total games. I figure that the least I could do to show how much I'm personally going to miss Roenick during his time on the bench (which may only be a week) is to make him a 'get well' card.

Update: Apparently I can't read. Cheech has the groin injury and Roenick is having some problems with his knee. Crap. I guess this just makes it all the more creepy then.


7 comments:

  1. i guess it would have been funnier if JR had actually had a groin injury.

    duh.

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  2. Old School Batman and Robin work there? Can you get them to send me some shark repellent?

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  3. I hope no one is offering it rub it for him.

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  4. @bratgirl: argh... I read the damned article wrong. CRAP

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  5. Who is the young beer ponger in the pic?

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  6. @wuf: that would be Kyle Turris

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  7. Nice to see Batman and Robin send their wishes. And even if inaccurate, it WOULD fit JR a bit better if it had been groin. I mean, no matter how old he gets those puck bunnies always stay the same age

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