Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Amp Energy Drinks Make You Piss Intensity

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MAN I JUST HAD SOME OF THAT AMP ENERGY STUFF THAT I SAW ON THE TV YESTERDAY. ITS FREAKING INTENSE!!!!! SEE THAT? I USED A TON OF EXCLAMATION POINTS TO SHOW HOW INTENSE I AM!!! AH I DID IT AGAIN!!

YOU KNOW HOW GOOD I FEEL RIGHT NOW? I FEEL LIKE I COULD EAT A RAM. NOT LIKE A SHEEP. LIKE ONE OF THOSE RAMS THAT YOU ALWAYS SEE BUTTING HEADS IN THE ALPS.

THERE'S SO MUCH CAFFEINE IN THIS THING I FEEL LIKE I COULD SCALE THE ALPS AND WRESTLE DOWN A WHOLE PACK OF RAMS WHILE PLAYING SNOOD ON MY BLACKBERRY. AND THEN I WOULD CLIMB DOWN, WALK A MILLION MILES, SWIM ACROSS THE OCEAN, WALK SOME MORE AND BEAT UP SLY STALLONE. NOT THE OLD ROIDED UP STALLONE OF 2008. I'D GO BACK IN TIME AND KICK THE CRUD OUT OF HE-MAN IDOL STUD STALLONE CIRCA 1980. AND THEN I'D TACKLE A GRIZZLY BEAR AND FORCE IT TO PLAY CHARADES WITH ME. BUT I'D PROBABLY NEED ANOTHER AMP. THESE things KINda Wear off quick. hmm... time for another Amp.

*chugs Amp*

OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



Posted by Kevin at 1:24 PM Labels: ,

8 comments:

  1. Sean LeahyJanuary 2, 2008 at 1:49 PM

    according to the commercial, once I take a swig, I can speak Chinese/Japanese...this must be true because it was in the commercial right?

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  2. Taste of FlamesJanuary 2, 2008 at 2:15 PM

    Early nomination for post title of the year?

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  3. PeteJanuary 2, 2008 at 2:54 PM

    Yo-mama-ween. That is all.

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  4. Loser DomiJanuary 2, 2008 at 3:12 PM

    @blackcapricorn: "yo-mama-ween" alone almost made me develop a bit of crush on him. Then I rememebred that Ryan Miller has Fetus Face and..umm..yeah that went away. Before this, I would have thought that Ryan Miller would be the second or third least likely goalie to engage in a yo momma fight and win.

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  5. PeteJanuary 2, 2008 at 3:32 PM

    LD- I know, right? I bet he had to watch that Wilmer Valderrama show 20 times just to figure out what the hell he was going to be talking about.

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  6. RyanJanuary 3, 2008 at 3:09 PM

    Not Fetus Face, loser domi. He has a lazy eye. In fact, Silversun Pickups should be his warmup music.

    And Amp tastes like battery acid. In a good way, though.

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  7. MarieJanuary 5, 2008 at 9:20 PM

    I'm still trying to figure out how Aubin was picked to be in the commercial...

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  8. Loser DomiJanuary 6, 2008 at 9:15 PM

    @kms2: It's Aubin, so it's not like there's a shortage of material. :-P

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