Reader Commentary Theatre, Episode VII

It's the new and marginally improved edition of RCT, now complete with roman numerals in the title. This way, we can tell them each apart a little better. And so you can collect 'em all.

Sometimes they poop out t-shirts. Never had the guts to catch one.

- Mr. Plank on Air Sharks Return, Take Control of West Coast States

It's like dueling banjos! But with hockey sticks!

- Wrap Around Curl on Save of the Year Competition: Round Three

...every time someone brings up the Luongo-to-Vancouver trade. (Double if you're a Cats fan.)

- Nightfly on The Versus [Drinking] Game of the Week (Florida at Montreal)