Thursday, November 13, 2008

Now You Can Pretend the NHL is Still on ESPN

Are you a hockey fan that still doesn't have access to Versus? Or maybe you have Versus and their coverage makes you cry yourself to sleep every night? Do you long for the days of Gary Thorne and Bill Clement calling NHL games on ESPN?

Well, if you answered yes to any of those questions, I have a deal for you!

It's called ESPN the Microphone and now you can pretend that whatever hockey game you are watching is being televised on ESPN! Heck, you'll even have the best play-by-play man/woman in the business, YOU!

You can thank me later folks, right now go out and buy it before it's sold out. Because, you know, how could it not sell out?

Now let's kick it back to John Buccigross and Barry Melrose in the NHL2Night Studio! See? I've already got mine and it's AMAZING.


  1. Shouldn't it read: ESPN The Microphone, ya know, with a capital "T" on "the"? This is ESPN, after all. Kneel before Zod.

  2. That's true. Much like THE Ohio State Unishitsity, ESPN should probably be referred to as THE

  3. Thanks for the link to my blog. ESPN The Micropbone. Go get it. Now.

  4. ESPN the toilet paper....

    ...oh wait, that's ESPN The Magazine........

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  6. I have a feeling ESPN is going to be giving some coverage to hockey tonight.......