Fun with Injuries
You know, I think that if I were a coach, I'd have fun with filing injury reports. I wouldn't bother with "general body soreness" or "lower body injury" nonsense. Here are some of the more "creative" injuries that I would list
*Leprechaun bite
*Ebola virus
*Hot dog fingers
*bad hair day
*World of Warcraft wrist
*explosive diarrhea
*player is actually 3 ducks in a man costume
*"but coach, it burns when I pee"
*nasty papers cuts...in the swimsuit area
*blacked out in the sewer (like a boss)
*bruised pelvis--puck bunny attack
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* Guitar hero elbow
ReplyDelete* Yanked Crank
* Dropped it like it was hot
* Harshed mellow
Leprechaun bites sting like a mofo, though
mmmmmmm Hot Dogs
ReplyDeleteStrained arm/back due to a pillow fight accident
ReplyDelete*Rabies from a puck bunny.
ReplyDelete*Saturday Night Wrist
ReplyDeleteSee Urban Dictionary
swollen hemroids
ReplyDeleteundescended testicles
ReplyDeletechafed taint
ReplyDeleteThe most common injury isn't listed because jocks don't know how to spell 'chlamydia'
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