Saturday, January 31, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Sens Unable to Deal With Outerwear

Found this on in my Google Reader this morning. The tag says it's from Sportsnet, but it's an AP article.

This one is just too easy. I figured I'd do my duty and create some sub-headlines that might be relevant.

Sens Can't Solve Mason, Jackets...

...Team plans to use hoodies next time.

...Rubik's Cube proves to be much simpler.

...Malfunctioning zippers leave team out in the cold.

...Bricklayer's riddles too hard to handle.

...Complexity of problem gives Alfredsson migraine.

...But were able to successfully locate opposition's net.

...Plan to sue Columbia Sportswear.

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