All Hail King Stastny

(C) Colorado Avalanche

It's probably best to embrace our new Overlord of the Iced Surface, Paul Stastny, who had five points tonight against San Jose. That brings his season total to eight points, setting him up for what could be an unprecedented 218 point season. In the coming days, his conquest will likely be swift and unmerciful. At least in the Western Conference, thanks to unbalanced scheduling.