Monday, October 8, 2007

Impressive Linguistic Talents

Listen up class, it's time to recognize the very best in reader participation from the past week.

Gold Star

Ryan on The Daily Sniper: Saturday Night Madness

"Nice... Wild beat the BJs. Heretofore, I believed that NOTHING beat a BJ."

Sloppy Seconds

loserdomi on Short Term Memory, It's a Funny thing, Huh?

"@justin: he also told me he will soon be sporting a jaunty cap and that he shall kick up his heels in anticipation of gentelmen's fisticuffs upon a frozen plane."

Bronze Mullet

k.w. on A Handy Guide for Beginners: Attending a Hockey Game

"Puck Bunnies have no interest in me??? I beg to differ. Also, why wouldn't I sexually harrass them just a little bit? They're fucking Puck Bunnies after all! Am I wrong here?"

Honorable Mention

blackcapricorn on 2007-08 Preseason Foreplay: Nashville Predators

"The dancers look easier."


  1. I'd much rather take the bronze than have sloppy seconds. Except, of course, when we're talking about the puck bunnies...

  2. YES! What do I win? To be fair, I stole the "jaunty cap" bit from an article from "The Onion", but the gentleman's fisticuffs was all mine.

  3. You've won an imaginary internet high five! Congratulations!

  4. I'm glad you appreciated my use of the word heretofore. I will proudly display my gold star on the refrigerator.