In this re-occurring segment entitled Breaking News, we'll take a look at some of the most interesting headlines of the day. Of course, I'll probably forget about this feature in a few weeks.
Today's headline comes from Tim Wharnsby of the Globe and Mail. A big thanks to Tim for his contribution today.
Age no match for Cherry...
...But shoe tying is cumbersome.
...AIDS, cancer are afraid that they will be next.
...Proves that commentator is the fountain of youth.
...Gay rights groups are another story.
...Feels the wrath of Grapes (ba dum bum).
...Plans to fight Zorkon Master of the Universe next.
...Still has yet to win at Monopoly.
...Can also make Chuck Norris cry like a baby.