Thursday, November 13, 2008

Oh, Those Lovable, Drunken Ranger Fans

They're just perpetuating stereotypes of themselves all over the tri-state! Yes I know, one or two bad eggs doesn't give me the right to make sweeping generalizations about an entire fanbase, but you forgot one simple thing -- I don't care. That's not to mention that this is one of the very, very few things that Islander, Flyer AND Penguin fans can all agree on. That, and the fact that Sonic should open locations all over the eastern seaboard.

To be fair, all teams have their drunken fans who get kicked out, and only in very rare instances do we have the privlidge of it being completely hilarious. So for their hard work at The Rock the other night, I would like to thank these Ranger fans for their efforts in entertaining us.

And now back to your regularly scheduled Ryan Programming.

h/t Deadspin


  1. If not for the drunken Rangers fans the building would have been half empty anyway.

  2. Maybe the Rock will sponsor 10 cent beer nights to really fill the place up.

  3. @Kyle: That may be a generous estimate

  4. Were the guys in the dark suits what Obama had in mind when he suggested a "civilian national security force"?

    - Nervous in North Palm