And We'll Leave the Final Word for Wyshynski

Today is BMR's 1st birthday and throughout the day our friends, both real and fictional, will be stopping by to join the festivities. To wrap it up, here's Greg Wyshynski from Yahoo! Sports.

To be honest, I always felt the name of the blog was misleading. Does Barry Melrose, indeed, rock? If we mean "rock" in the sense that he's wicked cool, I'd have to disagree -- he's more like that burned out English teacher in high school that you try and goad into conversations about Jack Nicholson films because you know he stopped caring about 15 years ago. If we mean "rock" in the sense that he's actually rock 'n roll ... again, I must disagree, because he's always seemed like the guy at the concert who screams out the name of a song that the band will obviously be playing at some point, in most likely in the encore. Yeah, dumbass, the Meat Puppets are going to play "Backwater." It's, like, their only song. Oh well, name aside, Schultz is one of the funniest hockey writers on the Web and this site really doesn't suck as much as so many people tell me it does. On a daily basis. Devils in nine, if they kept the series going. Out.

Greg Wyshynski

Happy Birthday from PensBlog (Who are, You Know, Actual People)

Today is BMR's 1st birthday and throughout the day our friends, both real and fictional, will be stopping by to join the festivities. Joining the party now are the boys from Pensblog.



May 11 is sometimes a big day. Without factoring in leap years, Mother's Day lands on 5/11 every 7 years. Probably. Whatev.

But in 2007, that all changed when Barry Melrose Rocks came onto the internet. Now, every year, 5/11 is a glorious day that makes everyone think what their life would be if BMR wasn't in the bookmarks bar in Firefox.

Barry, you invited us to guest-blog on BMR this season, and we enjoyed the opportunity. NHL blogs encompassing the entire NHL are few and far between. While some people don't have content or are real lazy, you have somehow achieved to combine both while bringing BMR to heights reserved for Al Gore.

You've become a daily stop for us, and we hope we are the same to you.
Happy Birthday.

-Pensblog Staff

ALL YOUR BIRTHDAYS ARE BELONG TO STASTNY

Today is BMR's 1st birthday and throughout the day our friends, both real and fictional, will be stopping by to join the festivities.

CREDIT THIS MOST AMAZING IMAGE OF YOUR RULER TO CBS SPORTSLINE

*Paul Stastny appears out of thin air*

I AM THE ONE YOU CALL STASTNY. ON THIS MOST GLORIOUS DAY FOUR YOUR PATHETIC BLOG I WISH YOU THE BEST AND THE WORST OF CIRCUMSTANCES.

I AM ALL KNOWING ALL POWERFUL AND ALL ENCOMPASSING. I AM SO MANY THINGS THAT YOU CANNOT EVEN FATHOM THEM WITH YOUR PUNY HUMAN SIZED BRAIN. MY BRAIN IS LARGER THAN YOURS AND IS CLEARLY SUPERIOR BECAUSE OF ITS ENLARGED NATURE. MY CAPS LOCK IS ALSO SUPERIOR. I DO NOT NEED TO HOLD DOWN "SHIFT KEY" LIKE ON YOUR STUPID ELECTRONIC INPUTS. MY ELECTRONIC INPUTS ALLOW ME TO HAVE CAPITAL LETTERS AT ALL TIMES.

ON THIS MOST GLORIOUS OF 24 HOUR PERIODS FOR YOU, YOU MUST REMEMBER TO BOW TO ME IN MY AWESOME POWER. I DRIVE A FORD TAURUS. I HAVE HAD RELATIONS WITH SIX HUNDRED AND MILLION WOMENS. MY ANNUAL SALARY CAN BUY MORE RIMS AND OTHER ASSORTED AUTOMOBILE ACCESSORIES THAN YOURS. THE CAR THAT I DRIVE IS, HOW DO YOU SAY, PIMPIN.

PRAISE BE WITH YOUR MOTHERS.

THAT IS ALL.

You Nerds are Still Here? Is World of Warcraft Not Working?

Today is BMR's 1st birthday and throughout the day our friends, both real and fictional, will be stopping by to join the festivities.

Courtesy BMR San Jose Bureau Chief Liz E.

Wow. Have to hand it to you guys. When I first started checking up on you nerds around here I figured you would get bored in a week. Either that or your mommies and daddies would cut off your internet because you waste to much time on it. But you can't get enough of JR. I'm that damn awesome.

Maybe in another year you could actually go out and do something with your lives like me. Wouldn't that be something? But that's why they pay me the big bucks. That's why the ladies love me. JR has it all on lock down. You keep loving me, and I'll continue with the ridiculous performances that make you wish you were me. Like the time I imposed my will on Iginla, Kiprusoff and the entire city of Calgary. Classic. Freaking classic. And don't you forget it.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to Malibu to tan and get my game on. It takes a lot of work to look as good as I do. See you in the fall, nerds. And happy birthday or whatever. Who cares.

-JR

Only 49 More Years Until We Get That AARP Stuff

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Sunday is a landmark day in BMR history. It's a year to the day we started this little jamboree. Being that our birthday is on a Sunday, it's almost fitting. Sundays are for laying around and slacking, which we usually do when it comes to posting on the weekends. But this weekend will be different. All kinds of friends are going to be dropping by to say hello. And I mean all kinds. I know most of you don't tune in on the weekend, but if you choose one weekend all year to pay attention, this might be it.